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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

got that bitch

That’s no way to get revenge on someone…

that fuckin’ sucks!

She signed the consent form, that’s what you get for cheating. I think it’s a bit BIG for just getting back at her over that, but still hilarious nonetheless. I wanna hear a follow up on this

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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

got that bitch

That’s no way to get revenge on someone…

that fuckin’ sucks!

She signed the consent form, that’s what you get for cheating. I think it’s a bit BIG for just getting back at her over that, but still hilarious nonetheless. I wanna hear a follow up on this

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    will never not be funny.
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    I’ll just leave this here.
  10. christatheman reblogged this from iamnotfittoliveamongman and added:
    *cough* //www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319 Obviously also not 100% guaranteed correct, but...
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    So I heard a couple people pointing out tumblr’s stupid citizens. I’m okay with this. Carry on.
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    Uhm… YOU’RE the sexist asshole here, automatically assuming that we men would react in an opposite, hypocritical way if...
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  15. venom-orochi reblogged this from angerpainfearagression and added:
    ^ $13,000 for removing the tattoo?? she got it cheap, hospital expenses are higher…
  16. failkitten reblogged this from rainbowsplash-is-back and added:
    He could have refused to do the tattoo I mean Don’t tattoo parlours reserve the right to refuse service to anyone? Is...
  17. homunculusfel reblogged this from vinceborg2050 and added:
    imo, if this is real, it’s fucking hilarious and would be independent of gender. i mean. it’s fantastic and who sits...
  18. c-d-e reblogged this from sturmtruppen and added:
    Besides that, purple usually cheer the girl who gets revenge on the cheating man, not the other way around. That, and...
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  21. yourfavouritebrony reblogged this from sturmtruppen and added:
    Fake or not, if a female did this to a guy it would have way more praise, but it’s nice to see some people still have...
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    To be honest, I really don’t care about this situation. ((Ooh…that’s gonna hurt the follower count.))
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  29. cool90sspyro reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    It’s also fake, but hey, whatever.
  30. sturmtruppen reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    I’m pretty sure this was proven to be fake on Reddit or something a while back, just a hoax someone put onto the...
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    No, fuck you guys. If it had been the boyfriend who had cheated and gotten drunk and the woman was the tattoo artist who...
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